Who Do You Love More; Football Or Your Spouse?

Dennis

Big guys have feelings too.

Fuck Your iPad

The iPad is an amazing bit of kit. Anything you can think of doing, there's probably an app for that. Except that. Well not anymore! Fleshlight Chief Operating Officer Brian Shubin was pleased to announce that you will soon be able to literally fuck your iPad. Once you attach the replica vagina to the device you can hump until your heart's content. Dildos for the ladies next then?

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The Wayseer Manifesto

Can't stop listening to this. Think I might well have been inducted into a hippy cult. But it makes me happy...

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I Pay My Taxes!

Hop on any form of public transport in London and more often than not you'll find yourself a character. This Friday, a woman accosts young Matt and swears she pays her taxes. I did my best to capture it all, although some asshat next to me was talking ever so loudly about the FA Cup (cough)...