Matt Damon!

So here's 'me' jumping to the defence of teachers everywhere and telling a douche-bag camera guy where to go. Pwnage.

Decent Human Being...

Today, I helped an old man who could barely walk cross a busy street. If that was not enough, I then waited with him at the bus stop after he just missed his bus so I could help him get on the next one. True story.

Don't you dare fucking screw me now, Karma!

The End.