Too Soon?

Hands up, who lolled? And for what reason? I confess, I'm a sick sick person and laughed on both levels. One, the idiocy of the Daily Star, and two, and yes I know I'm going to hell for this, but the actual concept of such a game. This image is actually the only piece of evidence the Daily Star has to its claims, which makes it all the more laughable. Although I can't help but think that GTA: Northumberland has a better ring to it... *runs away and hides*