Friday, 24 December 2010

NORAD Santa Tracker

NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defence Command, located deep underneath Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado, USA. Now, if you've ever seen Stargate then you will believe, like me, that the US Airforce actually operates what is known as the 'Stargate Programme' out of the facility and it remains our first line of defence against the nefarious Goa'uld. In the past couple of years however it has emerged that an even bigger mind-blowing conspiracy emanates from the secretive mountain complex, one that dwarfs the idea of fighting an evil galactic empire hell bent on enslaving humanity. NORAD, ostensibly responsible for defending ALL of North America's airspace, is, in fact, a front for its real mission; to track Santa Claus as he delivers presents to children around the world. Once a year the lights flicker on, the radars begin to whir, and the satellites make a series of elongated bleeps as the US Airforce uses all its multi-billion dollar hardware to track Rudolph and co. But the truth is out! Head here to find out how Santa manages to visit the world's children all in one night.