The Average TV Pundit's Euro 2012 Thought Process

What The Fuck, China?!

Chinese broadcaster Now TV unveil their Euro 2012 advert, juxtaposing bloodshed and war in Europe with some images of a football match. I don't even know where to begin...

Bwing On The Euwos

Is it 'wong' that I laughed?

The Slavic Vuvuzela

Say hello to the Zozulica, a slavic instrument apparently steeped in history. This is allegedly going to be the instrumental fad at Euro 2012, hosted in Poland and the Ukraine. I nearly choked when he played the Vader march. Still, far more pleasant sound than the fucking vuvuzela. Roll on 2012...